#5. We're Programmed to Conform (Even When Everyone Is Obviously Wrong)
"Most of us majored in mindfuckery, actually."
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President Whiskers got elected on his own merits, though.
#4. Our Brains Aren't Designed to Think Rationally
"Sorry, Romney voters eat on the floor."
Or the product of some late-night farmyard depravity.
The part that calculates how many hookers he can buy, on the other hand, was working overtime.
#3. Deep Down, We Think We're Still Living in Small Groups
If your boss says something, tell him it's for a Cracked thing. He'll get it.
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"Look, if it doesn't have bear drawings on it, I can't use it."
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"Or, at the very least, the state of California."